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Jason Vorhees Friday the 13th

Believe it or not, there is something scarier than E.L. James‘ writing.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s birth mutha Dina Lohan — finally ready for her close-up —  in this lovely mug shot after suffering some Friday the 13th bad luck by getting busted for drunk driving on Long Island earlier this morning — and Betsy Palmer as Jason Vorhees’ mother in the classic 1980 slasher flick “Friday the 13th.”

It’s tough raising famous kids.