Pam Anderson Attacked … By a $12 Wig!

World Music Awards 2014 in Monaco

Authorities were called to the red carpet of The World Music Awards in Monaco on Tuesday after a frazzled Pamela Anderson surfaced looking dazed and confused after becoming a victim of the synthetic remains of a blonde wig believed to have been stolen from the Kim Zolciak Outlet in Secaucus, New Jersey.

Luckily the 46-year-old mother of two’s chola brows and heavy eye make-up — which she has willingly featured on her person since the Barb Wire press junket in 1995 — were unharmed in the attack.

While it is still unclear why the $12 glorified rat’s nest targeted Anderson, sources with the Monaco P.D. say they believe it may have gotten disoriented en route to Britney Spears’ Las Vegas residency.

Despite the barbaric incident, Pamela was still able to present at the award show.

The weave was pronounced dead at the scene.