Calista Flockhart — She’s BAD!


Cue the dancing baby!

Apologies to Joseph Fiennes, but the only one white person who should be playing Michael Jackson really is Calista Flockhart.

With similar luscious locks, flawless bone structure and minuscule waistlines, Ally McBeal was born to be the King of Pop.

I’ve been Searching My Soul … for the woMan in the Mirror!