Drag Race | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

This week RuPaul’s Drag Race was all about the fairy tales.

And while some of the kweens got dragged for their princess lewks, (ahem, Farrah Moan, Aja, Kimora Blac) I think they all failed with that whole come up with an interesting sidekick thing. Well, minus Nina Bo’ Nina Brown, who continues to be fierce AF!

Three things I loved this week:  1. Cynthia Lee Fontaine‘s “cucu” explanation. Culo. Caca. Cucu! By the way, still not sick of it. 2. Alexis Michelle reading the Instagram children for their over-reliance on Facetune. Preach! I’ll say it again, If I can tell you used Facetune, you failed! 3. And, on a serious note, managing to touch on the Pulse tragedy. 🙏🏽

 

 

Three things I hated this week: 1. Kimora Blac‘s “adjective” failure. (How about idiot & irritating?)  2. Kimora Blac’s zombie Sheena of the Jungle lewk. 3.  Kimora Blac’s lip sync. (Here are some more adjectives: lazy, sad, awful). Sashay away, lady.

Congrats to Aja. She hasn’t won me over, but she did own that performance. Disastah it was not. I’m still holding out for a hero, but Bonnie Tyler would be proud.

And while we are getting closer and closer to Snatch Game, here are the week 3 side-by-sides. This week was the toughest yet. Enjoy!

1.Trinity Taylor has jumped the (left) shark!

She won this week and proved she really is fishy.

 

2. Shea Culee is werking her magic.

Hocus pocus, she could win it all!

 

3. Charlie Hides was Absolutely Fabulous, finally.

But she is a sweetie, darling!

 

4. Eurkea is a screen legend.

Just like Cleopatra, she wants that crown.

 

5. Valentina doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10K.

V is for Vogue!

Yeah, I know Cheyenne Jackson referenced Linda Evangelista, but it’s what I was thinking too. I swear.

 

6. Peppermint is out of this galaxy.

Beam her up, Ru!

 

7. Cynthia Lee Fontaine is a Holly Golightly.

Breakfast at Cucu’s, anyone?

 

8. Aja‘s hair and makeup is scary funny.

Bride of Frankenstein be damned, being compared to Carol Burnett is always a compliment.

 

9. Live with Farrah Moan?

Kelly Ripa, shante you stay.

 

10. Nina Bo’Nina Brown is keeping up with the Jones.

She’s showing some amazing Grace.

 

11. Alexis Michelle is a plain Jayne.

Jayne Meadows realness, kids.

 

12. Sasha Velour, you little devil, you.

She’s bringing the Community together with this getup. #JimRash

 

13. Kimora Blac is Tonto.

Since tonto in Spanish means dumb, she nailed it. Bye gurl, bye!

But if you want to get some feels for Kimora, check out this week’s UNTUCKED below.

Episode 2 side-by-sides:

Premiere Episode side-by-sides:

This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC – with special guest Jason Coffey – will grab you by the p*ssy with talk of the 2nd debate, Coming Out Day, Drag Race, Gay Bachelors, Sia‘s “live” concert, clown sightings and a Kardashian/Jenner blackout. So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous … we got you, boo.

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Logo TV's Official Pride NYC 2013 Event
Category is: Real Housewives of Orange County realness.

It was a “RuPaul’s Drag Race” reunion as Milan, Alyssa Edwards, “Jersey Shore”s Jwoww, Shangela, CoCo Montrese, Jade Jolie, Pandora Boxxx, Mimi Imfurst, Morgan McMichaels and Phi Phi O’Hara gathered all their faux lady bits at Logo’s official Pride event in NYC on Sunday.

They went balls out.