This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is all about Executive Disorders, Beyonce‘s twins, Winona Ryder‘s face melt, Mischa Barton‘s “return” and a dissection of The Bachelor. So stop fighting on FB with your third cousin once removed & listen to this rant!
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SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is back from a four week post-election Trumpcation & we’re getting into the deplorable swing of things by ranting bigly about Fidel’s death, Leah Remini‘s last stand, that Prince Charming finale, Moonlight and Brendan Fraser‘s huge new role. So stop reading fake news and listen to some real talk!
Let’s get soaking wet, as SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC dives into the Olympic pool looking for speedos, smooth torsos & sketchy swimmers. Plus Britney Spears comes alive, Lady Gaga is reborn, Madonna celebrates a birth & Caitlyn Jenner transitions for the last time.
This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC goes nude with
Orlando Bieber Melania, gay for Tyler Posey & crazy for those killer Suicide Squad reviews. So fire up the Zika shots, whip out your best Olympic drag & lip sync for your legacy with us, Gorge!
This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC bids a fond farewell to the LOOKING finale, bows down to Queen Michelle, crowns a new shirtless Jonas Bros. & watches the Cult of Britney‘s power slip away. So don’t boo, vote … and listen!
This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is geeking out like an ’80s nerd for Netflix’s Stranger Things. We’re also unmasking our body dysmorphia, reveling as Melania lip syncs for the GOP’s life & calling Ghostbusters for scaring away the gay. So make like Penelope in Blow and let’s have some f***ing fun!
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This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC sleeps on Kanye West‘s star-studded “Famous” video, watches as Queen Bey & Queen Cersei slay their respective arenas, & goes “All the Way Up” with the songs of the summer & the start of Big Brother. Plus a Hollywood institution undergoes a sad transition, Miranda Priestly turns 10 & the latest #CaitlynUpdate for your July 4th weekend audible pleasure.