American Horror Story | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

This week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is joined by TV & nightlife producer Woody Woodbeck as we rant about Rupaul‘s Emmy, “Finding Prince Charming“s black tie problems, Lady Gaga‘s Illusion, American Horror Story‘s premiere, Naya Rivera & Tim Gunn‘s scalding hot tea & Kim Zolciak‘s new, um, look.

So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous …we got you, boo!

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creepy_twinsRobbed of an Emmy for portraying Lana Winters on American Horror Story: Asylum, the incredible Sarah Paulson continued to amaze as conjoined twins Dot and Bette Tattler  on last night’s American Horror Story: Freak Show by singing Fiona Apple‘s 1997 hit Criminal.

Unfortunately, nothing on that show – not even Twisty the Clown – is as spine-chilling as the demonic stare of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

It’s not normal.

Jyoti Amge and Ariana Grande
It’s a big year for tiny divas.

Getting ready to take Hollywood by storm,  2 ft 6 in-tall actress Jyoti Amge – who is the World’s Shortest Woman – made her debut playing Jessica Lange‘s assistant Ma Petite on last night’s premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show — as itsy-bitsy singer Ariana Grande continues to rule the pop landscape with two songs currently in the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

While Jyoti and Ariana were both born in 1993 and have an affinity for lustrous long weaves, they also have a Big Brother connection: Ariana’s half-brother Frankie Grande starred on the most recent American edition and Jyoti appeared on the Indian version called Bigg Boss.

Unfortunately, one of them also has a huge problemenunciating lyrics.