Album | J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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They are 45-year-old divorced mothers of twins, New York native pop divas with a penchant for honey blonde horse weaves, who have sat behind the judge’s table on American Idol and starred in two of the worst movies of the last fifteen years to begin with the letter G, so Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez have a lot more in common besides utter disdain for the other.

Looking like the repurposed cover of her 1998 greatest hits album, My Little Pony and Tamar Braxton going as Ariana Grande for Halloween, a version of Mimi was meticulously cropped onto the front of her brand new record #1 to Infinity striking a cleavage-baring, leggy pose similar to the one J.Lo flawlessly executed – in the actual flesh – at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

These photos prove both are unreal.

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Keeping in line with the creative genius of the  “Work, Bitch” video — and unbeknownst to Britney Spears herself– the powers that be behind the conservatorship wonder just unveiled the truly original and completely innovative cover art for her new album “Britney Jean.”

Here’s something Miley Cyrus should stick her tongue out at …

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While her face may only be around 12, Madonna‘s self-titled debut album turns 30 today.

On July 27, 1983, the 24-year-old future Queen of Pop began her reign and changed the world for everybody … especially for a certain 11-year-old boy in Queens.

No word on how Britney and Gaga plan to spend this Holiday.