Monthly Archives › April 2006

WAR OF THE WOMBS!

L.RON HUBBARD LOVES YOUR AFTER-BIRTH! Brooke Shields emerged victorious today in the latest round in the Cruise-Shields Hollywood death match. Brooke gave birth to daughter, Grier Hammond, just hours before Tom Cruise’s opposite-sex lover, Katie Holmes, spawned her own baby thetan, Suri. Last year Brooke and Tom showed no ‘Endless Love’ for each other when

THE 48 YEAR-OLD VAGINA

BASIC INSTINCT 2 Tackier than “Glitter” but not as horrendously gorgeous as “Showgirls”, “Basic Instinct 2”, now set in England, still delivers more bloody camp than an ax wielding Jason. Where “Basic Instinct” was a fun ride, the sequel is an out of control laugh riot. But fear not you purists, every over-the-top moment you