J.LO | The Johnny Lopez

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Whether sucking face at a basketball game with supermodel Cara Delevingne or awkwardly making out on a yacht with Zac Efron, there’s no doubt practicing bisexual actress Michelle Rodriguez has a thing for very pretty Homo sapiens with dark bushy browns, piercing blue eyes, luscious lips and an affinity for douchey headgear.

They could be brother and sister … or each other’s drag persona!

Which only further proves MRod’s alleged ‘relationship’ with Vin Diesel back in the day was all a fast and furious ruse.

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Where were you in the early morning hours of July 24, 2007?

Believe it or not, but it’s been seven years since former actress Lindsay Lohan got busted for  DUI and cocaine possession – three weeks after turning 21 – and had her first photo shoot with the Los Angeles County Sheriff ‘s Department.

Where does the time go?

And while she’s had at least five more since (not counting any taken in jurisdictions that do not release them to the public) many believe this is some of her best work.

Cheers, Lindsay Dee!

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Our Lord and Savior at Madame Tussuads in London.

Anatomically correct or not, we’ll take it.

robin Halloween came early as Robin Wright and Rachel McAdams got glammed up in their best lipstick lesbian drag to attend the premiere of their new film ‘A Most Wanted Man’ in New York on Tuesday.

The 35-year-old ‘Notebook’ star kept it femme in a printed Zuhair Murad number and neutral stilettos heels.

Meanwhile everyone’s favorite ‘House of Cards’ diva put on her Bieber bangs with a silky wife beater, pinstriped pants and brown leather lace-ups, compliments of her stylist Tony Soprano.

If Michelle Rodriguez can top Zac Efron, then I guess Claire Underwood is allowed to play with androgyny.

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Lilo_28 Lindsay Lohan is not cursed after all.

Although many were skeptical, the rehabtress pulled through and did what Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse sadly could not and made it to her 28th birthday.

While her two albums – ‘Speak’ and ‘A Little More Personal (Raw)’ – may not put LiLo anywhere near the talents of these dearly departed rock stars, she sure knows/knew how to party like one.

So regardless of what she does to celebrate tonight, we can all at least be thankful that she won’t be getting into The 27 Club.

Feliz Cumpleaños and Godspeed, Lindsay Dee.

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Here’s Swedish pop star Robin Miriam Carlsson aka Robyn, 35,  giving it to the gays, hipster girls and elusive heterosexual males actually there to see Royksopp at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday — and Jonathan Lipnicki, 6,  around the time he played little Ray Boyd in the 1996 film Jerry Maguire.

Did you know a lesbian haircut weighs eight pounds?

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as styled by Ruth Bader Ginsburg at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York on Monday.

Who are they to judge?

Mimi_Kathie Here’s The Elusive Chanteuse herself Mariah Carey, 44,  moments before riding a Manhattan subway at the Fresh Air Fund Gala in New York on Thursday — and Today show co-host Kathie Lee Gifford, 60, at some event recently.

It’s  the transformation of Mimi.

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On the eve of the release of his latest potential blockbuster film Edge Of Tomorrow, Tom Cruise has gone ahead and made a bold statement with his latest look.

The 51-year-old’s revelation occurred while out at the New York screening of indie film Burt’s Buzz on Thursday.

He finally looks authentically happy.

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Authorities were called to the red carpet of The World Music Awards in Monaco on Tuesday after a frazzled Pamela Anderson surfaced looking dazed and confused after becoming a victim of the synthetic remains of a blonde wig believed to have been stolen from the Kim Zolciak Outlet in Secaucus, New Jersey.

Luckily the 46-year-old mother of two’s chola brows and heavy eye make-up — which she has willingly featured on her person since the Barb Wire press junket in 1995 — were unharmed in the attack.

While it is still unclear why the $12 glorified rat’s nest targeted Anderson, sources with the Monaco P.D. say they believe it may have gotten disoriented en route to Britney Spears’ Las Vegas residency.

Despite the barbaric incident, Pamela was still able to present at the award show.

The weave was pronounced dead at the scene.