In the words of Lisa Vanderpump’s party planner Kevin Lee, “it’s Chi Chi” … LaRue.
Chola brows are taking over the 90210!
But despite the state of her mental health, things may be looking up for the conservatorship wonder.
If history repeats itself, she’s about eight months away from releasing one of the best dance albums of the last ten years.
Barely wearing a Tom Ford gown, the 21-year-old posed alongside
Real Housewives of Orange County star her birth mother Tish Cyrus at the star-studded event at Milk Studios in Hollywood.
The 47-year-old was there to give Miley all the support she so desperately needed.
The mother of five must be so proud.
But being the amazing performer that she is, the 35-year-old did not lip synch for her life.
Just like a Beyonce album, Joey Lawrence – aka the original JLAW – went rogue and dropped his brand new highlighted & grown out weave without warning or any prior promotional campaign. Finasteride works, y’all!
The 38-year-old made the game-changing statement while attending the 21st birthday of blonde person Taylor Spreitler on Saturday.
In order to not cause widespread panic, the former child star made sure his geometrically correct stenciled eyebrows and Benjamin Moore golden bronze tan remained completely in tact.
But adding to the pandemonium, the buff actor also took the opportunity to attempt to re-acclimate his younger brothers Andrew and Matthew Lawrence into society.
None of us will ever be the same again. Whoa.
Where were you when Renée Zellweger – or rather her face – blew up the Interwebs?!
Maybe congratulations are in order, because with Ebola panic, Isis threats and Wyoming becoming the 32nd state to legalize marriage equality (that’s right, f*ckin’ WYOMING!), we all chose the peculiar happenings with the bone structure of a 45-year-old actress who hasn’t made a movie in nearly five years hog up our news feeds and headlines exactly two weeks before the ever-important midterm elections. And they say it’s hard to get noticed in Hollywood after 40!
Maybe it’s not so much what she’s had done as to what has she stopped doing? Yes, she looked different from her ‘old’ self, but in my opinion she looked as pretty as usual and more natural (just look at them brows) than she has in years. Her forehead moved and we could finally get a good look at those gorgeous baby blues! RIP to all the squinty eye, chipmunk cheeks and sour lemon facial grin jokes and memes.
Maybe we’ve become so accustomed to the cryogenically petrified veneers of the “Real” Housewives or the fine Italian marble coatings of legitimate A-listers like Madonna and Nicole Kidman, that it’s become inconceivable to believe that a famous female would willfully stop injecting battery acid & plutonium into their brow line.
Maybe she did have work done. Fantastic. If so, she needs to give her doctor’s number to the legions of sentient comedy and tragedy masks currently populating red carpets – and Bravo programming – around the world, because looking like a Madame Tussauds exhibit isn’t ideal nor does it translate to younger or better.
Maybe she’s just really happy. For whatever reason she took a few years off from Hollywood and all its bullshit machinations (can you even imagine being an actress in this biz with all the scrutiny and silly posts getting written about you all day?!) and found love with musician Doyle Bramhall II.
And maybe that is just enough to change you.